Bonus #12: Along Came a Spider, Part 2

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2402 years ago

“’Found someone’ is frighteningly vague,” Shizaar said skeptically. “Every imbecile and villain I’ve ever met could be described as ‘someone.’ Charitably, in some cases, but still.”

Rann grunted. “Someone is better than no one.”

“That is categorically untrue.”

“I sense a distressing lack of faith, here,” Eidelaire protested.

A soft sigh emerged from the depths of Shizaar’s hood. “I think you can forgive us for being skeptical, considering how the last one turned out.”

“Let me just point out that you recruited her, not I,” Eidelaire replied, grinning. “Trust me, I’ve got a good feeling about this one.”

“Oh, good,” Rann mumbled. “He’s got a feeling.”

“It is worrying that you had this person meet us here, instead of bringing him,” Shizaar added.

“Her,” the bard corrected. “The job specified a ‘her,’ remember?”

“I remember. I didn’t think you’d actually find…”

“And people have things to do, you know. I could’ve just scraped up any reject enchanter from this steel market if I thought you wanted to settle for that. Anyway, we’re not the only ones needing to extend a little faith, here. You asked for a mage who’s also a woman, and fairly pretty. That has creepy implications even to me, and I know what’s going on. Beggars, choosers, and so forth.”

Shizaar sighed again, her cowl shifting as she glanced around the room.

It was commonly held that once you’d seen one adventurer tavern, you’d seen them all, and indeed, there were striking similarities among most. The Lost Harpy advertized its preferred clientele by way of adorning its walls with old weapons, maps and hunting trophies, and the knots of heavily-armed individuals conversing in small groups or nursing drinks and meals alone formed a recognizable pattern. They always left enough space between them to ensure a modicum of privacy, often glancing suspiciously at new arrivals to the tavern, or any other sudden source of movement. The Harpy, though, was notably cleaner than most of its cousins. It was also filled with light and a sense of space, due to the broad, towering windows that comprised the front wall of its common room. Positioned as this town was on one of the lower hills of Viridill, the Harpy enjoyed a stellar view up at the ancient Temple of Avei itself. What with one thing and another, the place catered to a higher class of riffraff than the average run of adventurer bars. As such, it was far less likely to be demolished in a brawl, though the windows had been encased (on both sides) by iron bars to protect the expensive glass.

“Ah, here we are,” Eidelaire said brightly—and unnecessarily, as heads all over the tavern had turned to examine the new arrival.

She was a slender woman, her boots, belt and trousers all sturdy and practical, though her long cerulean tunic had more embroidery than was necessary, or wise, for someone who carried no visible weapons aside from a simple utility knife at her hip. She also wore a short, hooded cape, though she pushed back the cowl as she entered, revealing angular features and long, pointed ears.

“An elf mage?” Shizaar murmured skeptically.

“One who can hear you,” Eidelaire pointed out. “Those ears aren’t decorative.”

“They aren’t merely decorative,” the elf corrected, striding over to them and helping herself to a seat. “So this is the party you spoke of, bard? Good, good, with me here we’ll have a nice racial balance. Well, except that half of the group is human. Unless your mysterious friend here is secretly a stack of gnomes.”

“You have not been hired yet,” Shizaar said softly.

“May I introduce Shizaar, our organizer and patron,” Eidelaire said smoothly. “Myself you have already had the dubious pleasure of meeting. And this, of course, is Rann Half-Clan.”

The orc folded his arms across his bare chest and nodded; the elf studied him frankly in turn. He was an interesting sight, especially to people who were familiar with orcs. Rann’s trousers and sandals were of a common make, not the much-prized orcish leatherwork his people preferred to wear, though his strings of ceremonial beads and the pouches of herbs, fetishes, runes and other charms used in his craft fit the stereotype better. Most arrestingly, he had mottled skin, gray and brown dividing him roughly in half.

“Everyone,” Eidelaire said, making a sweeping gesture at the new arrival, “meet Arachne.”

“Yes, that’s right,” she said with a lazy smirk. “The Arachne.”

There was a moment’s silent.

“The Arachne who…what?” Shizaar finally asked.

The elf’s expression abruptly fell into a scowl. “Oh, come on. Almost five centuries I’ve been in the business. How is it possible you haven’t heard of me?”

“If you haven’t earned enough to retire in five centuries, that may not be a selling point,” Shizaar commented. “On the other hand, it’s worth something that you’re still alive, I suppose…”

“I’ve heard of you,” Rann grunted.

“Hah!” Arachne fixed her attention on him, grinning again. “There, see?”

“Yes, you’re the elf who burned down half of Madouris six years ago.”

She sighed heavily. “Oh, for… It wasn’t half of Madouris, it was two blocks. Three, at most. And it was the rich quarter—nothing but nobles, so they don’t count. And, it wasn’t my fault! People who don’t wan their stuff burned down shouldn’t try to cheat wizards. That was just natural law at work.”

“Why, Eid,” Shizaar said, “you’ve found us an unstable pyromaniac. Splendid work.”

“Oh, come off it,” the bard said easily. “If you really thought she was an unstable pyromaniac, you wouldn’t be insulting her to her face. Anyhow, Arachne, are you curious about the job?”

“Less so with each passing moment,” she said, grabbing a handful of Rann’s roasted peas, “but I haven’t left yet. Do go on.”

“Then I shall lay the groundwork!” With a single, fluid motion, he straightened from his lazy slouch and retrieved the lute which had been slung over his shoulder, beginning to strum a gentle background melody. “Far to the north of us, occupying the plains between the Wyrnrange and the Golden Sea, lies the would-be kingdom of Mathenon. Founded by a self-exiled noble from Calderaas whose schemes for greater power backfired in his own country, Mathenon seeks to wrest a glorious new civilization from the savage wilderness! Ever been?”

“Last time I was up there was during the Hellwars,” Arachne said. “Which, I believe, was the last time anything was up there. That’s nothing but prairie and the occasional centaur herd. No fresh water sources, barely adequate farmland, no mineral resources…”

Rann frowned, straightening slightly and looking interested for the first time. “You fought in the Hellwars?”

“Indeed, you have struck at the heart of Mathenon’s ills!” Eidelaire continued dramatically, ignoring the orc. “Despite the vast swaths of territory claimed by the self-proclaimed King Mathen, he controls little but the mile or so of subsistence farms outside his muddy little town of a capital and a few outlying villages—and for this honor, he has to fend off regular attacks by centaurs and plains elves. The people mostly stay because they can barely afford to do that, and certainly not to move back to more settled territory. Mathenon’s sole profitable resource is that it lies directly on the trade route between the Dwarnskolds and the Tyr Valley. Unfortunately, when he attempted to impose a tax on the dwarven caravans passing through the area, the Kingdom of Venterskald sent a few regiments to express King Yardgren’s opinion of some human trying to claim ownership of routes they had used freely for centuries. In the end, the best Mathenon manages to do is trade with the caravans; they do a fairly brisk business in traveling supplies, serving merchant trains and adventurers like ourselves heading into the Wyrnrange or the Golden Sea.”

“Adventurers into the Wyrnrange?” Arachne raised an eyebrow. “Why? Unless you’re taking on the Venomfont or the Tomb of Sypraxis, there’s nothing in there but dragons. Only idiots try to plunder a dragon’s hoard.”

Another silence fell, the three staring at her mutely. Even the lute faltered.

“Anyhow,” she continued, seemingly unfazed, “the history lesson is very interesting, but…”

“Oh, it’s immediately relevant, I assure you,” Eidelaire said. “The point of this recitation is that Mathen is, to put it mildly, a very weak king. He has little power to stop any operations set up within his borders, and if said operation happens to bring some additional commerce his way… Well, he’s not about to kick up a fuss about that, now is he?”

“I’m sensing at the end of this ramble is an operation you want stopped,” she said dryly.

“There is,” Shizaar interjected. “Sorry, Eidelaire, but you’ll be all night at this if we let you.” She turned her concealing hood to face the elf directly. “Our target has constructed an arena to the south of the capital, Mathenhold, in the foothills of the Wyrnrange itself. There, he is hosting gladiatorial games. His scouts go out to recruit contenders from Mathenon’s villages, dwarf caravans, passing adventurers…whoever they can find. It’s not a populous region, but there are folk there and folk passing through—and plenty of those folk are desperate enough to do what might otherwise be unthinkable for the right price. The winners of his grand tournament earn a monetary prize, which is partially distributed among their relatives and neighbors, thus keeping the locals passive and tolerant of his activities.”

“Why is this a problem, then?” Arachne asked skeptically. “Gladiatorial fighting is a little crude, but it happens all over the place. It sounds like this character is giving a boost to an economy that desperately needs one.”

Shizaar drew in a deep breath and let it out in an audible hiss. “The fights…are to the death. The acceptable contenders are exclusively women. Young, attractive women. And the prize is that the victor spends the year as the arena master’s personal…consort. Or at least, unless she perishes during one of the non-tournament bouts he hosts to keep himself and his audiences entertained in the off-season. That happened to the first year’s girl. Last year’s failed to produce a child, which seems to be what he’s after. The third tournament season is just now starting.”

Arachne mulled that in silence for a moment. “Well,” she said at last, “it does have a certain barbaric splendor, doesn’t it?”

“You think so?” Shizaar asked with dangerous calm.

“Oh, don’t mistake me,” the elf said. “This asshole needs to die, urgently. Consider me tentatively in, providing there are no more deal-breaking details to be revealed. It’s a worthy cause, so I won’t even gouge you too heavily. What are the specifics? What’s the plan, what’s my role in it, how does it pay?”

“Glad you asked!” Eidelaire said brightly. “I’m sure you’ve sussed out the reason behind the somewhat…peculiar requirements I mentioned.”

“Creepy requirements, you mean. Most of the people who want specifically female mages, or specifically female anything… Well, I agreed to meet in part because I half-expected to need to vaporize you assholes for the same reason you’re going after this guy.”

“You have decided we’re not assholes, then?” Rann asked mildly.

“Tentatively,” she said, winking. He grunted.

“We need someone who can infiltrate the arena in the role of a contender,” Shizaar said firmly. “Rann and I can get in easily enough as spectators, and Eidelaire may have some luck opening doors; bards are welcome wherever there’s entertainment planned.”

“Or where there’s not!” Eidelaire chimed in.

“But,” Shizaar continued, “this will in part be a fact-finding mission. A frontal assault is unlikely to be a viable prospect, considering the small group being sent. We need to be able to penetrate every aspect of the operation, which means having a pretty woman to get into the gladiator barracks. I’m afraid I won’t do.”

She lifted both hands and drew back her hood. Shizaar wasn’t any great beauty, though she had the simple attractiveness of youth and good health. Her dark hair was pulled back in a taut braid, and most strikingly, a silver eagle’s wing tattoo covered half her face, marking her as a Silver Huntress. Enough of the feathers had been filled in to indicate she had an impressive rank for someone her age. The tattoos were sometimes imitated, but nothing except the rites of the Sisterhood of Avei produced that distinct, faintly luminous silver ink.

“I,” she said with a dry smile, “would stick out. Our quarry is not fool enough to think a Huntress would be there for any reason except to end his operation.”

“Well, that does make me feel better about this whole affair,” Arachne said. “If the Sisterhood is funding us, we should be well-equipped and fairly compensated.”

“Nobody said the Sisterhood is supporting this mission,” Shizaar said.

“No,” Arachne replied, grinning back, “but if they weren’t, you’d have denied it just now. Besides, it’s the only thing that makes any sense. This is exactly the kind of thing Avei would go out of her way to address, and not a job that would appeal to most adventurers on its own merits. Also, calling it a ‘mission’ is pretty much a giveaway.”

“Oh, don’t make that face, Shizaar, she’s got you there,” Eidelaire said cheerfully. “You’re not wrong, Arachne. The original cast of this little drama were selected entirely on the basis of the esteem in which they were held by the Sisters. We’re potentially useful here because we don’t look like a passel of Avenists, but each of us has—some more than others—acted in Avei’s service before, and feels reason to do so again.”

“Oh?” The elf gave Rann a curious look. He munched on a handful of peas, ignoring it.

“However,” Eidelaire continued, “while the up-front pay is, shall we say, modest, there is the prospect of significant reward. You will be entitled to a pick of the loot from the arena.”

“We’re looting it, now?” she said, folding her arms. “A minute ago this was being pitched to me as a reconnaissance mission.”

“Fact-finding is a necessary first step, but it’s only that,” Shizaar replied. “We are being sent to put an end to this operation. Exactly how we go about doing so will depend upon what we find; our current information is rather vague. The arena may enjoy considerable support among the local populace, which would make things difficult. If we cannot organize any kind of uprising, it might come down to assassinating the arena master.”

“I don’t see why that isn’t Plan A,” Arachne said.

“Well,” the bard replied, wincing, “that’s for the same reason that there’s the prospect of substantial treasure to be distributed when it’s done. We don’t know if anyone’s actually tried to kill Zanzayed the Blue, but we can safely say no one has succeeded.”

Another pause fell, during which she stared at him, then at Shizaar.

“By ‘the Blue,” she said, “you mean…?”

“Yes,” Shizaar nodded. “Blue dragon.”

“All…right,” Arachne said slowly. “I take it back. I’m gonna gouge you a little.”

“And now you see why we needed you,” Eidelaire said. “We not only need a fairly good-looking woman, but someone who knows her way around arcane magic.”

“Hold up,” she interrupted. “What happened to your last mage? In the market you said you had, and I quote, ‘a sudden opening.’”

Shizaar snorted loudly.

“Raitha is indisposed,” Eidelaire said carefully.

“How indisposed?”

“The clap,” Rann said. “Darese shingles, looked like.”

“You looked?” Shizaar exclaimed.

“I’m the healer,” he said with a shrug. Arachne, meanwhile, was visibly trying not to grin. “Anyhow, that’s the downside of this area being so dedicated to Avei. There’s not a temple to Izara for miles in any direction. Means there are whores here who cater to anybody, and noplace nearby to get treated for what you always get from whores.”

“Rann, we talked about this,” Eidelaire said gently. “This whole thing isn’t a suitable discussion for mixed company. It’s not delicate.”

The orc grunted. “The more you explain what is and isn’t delicate, the more certain I am I don’t want to be, either.”

“This Raitha sounds like a good time,” Arachne said, grinning openly now.

Shizaar sighed. “Yes, fine, enjoy your amusement at a good woman’s expense. The point is, we have a need, and you fit the bill. Knowing what you do now, are you still interested?”

“I hope you’re not thinking of…duking it out with this Zanzibar character.”

“Zanzayed,” Shizaar corrected.

“Whatever. My point is, there are very few mages who are capable of matching a blue dragon, even if he’s a young one, for power.”

“And you’re not one of those few?” Rann asked.

“That’s beside the issue,” Arachne said, scowling. “Those few who can wouldn’t try to do it. The only certainty is collateral damage. A contest between mages isn’t like arm wrestling; how much power a person has matters much less than how they use it. Dragons think quickly, faster than most mortals, and they have entire senses that none of us do. Out-magicking a blue dragon is very much not a probability.”

“As was said earlier,” Eidelaire said, “a frontal assault was never part of our plan. If it does come to taking out Zanzayed, the word used, I believe, was ‘assassination.’ Dragons have been killed, you know. Generally by adventurers, not armies or wizards.”

“Adventurers?” She snorted expressively. “Hands of Avei, maybe. Archmages. Archdemons.”

“Not necessarily,” Shizaar said. “Others have done it; all it takes is being well-coordinated and competent. Zanzayed shares the weakness of most of his kind: he has lacked meaningful challenges for a very long time. We have every chance of taking him by surprise if we are careful.”

“Hm,” Arachne mused, frowning into the distance and rubbing her chin. “I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but is ‘asking politely’ one of our possible plans? With dragons, you can often get further with diplomacy than anything else.”

“We’ll consider that among other alternatives when we get there and have looked around,” said Shizaar. “I really don’t expect him to be amenable to talking about it, however. If that still looks likely when we’ve examined the situation, it’s probably better not to try; that would only warn him of our presence and intentions.”

Eidelaire chuckled. “’Tael nae d’Wyrn,’ as the saying goes.”

Rann frowned at him. “What is that gibberish?”

“It’s Tanglic,” said Arachne. “’Don’t tell the Wyrm,’ though what that means…”

“It’s a proverb from back home,” Eidelaire said airily. “Yes, that’s the translation, but what it means, roughly, is ‘you can’t tell a dragon anything.’”

“Did you say ‘wyrn’ or ‘wyrm?’” Shizaar asked, frowning.

“Same word, mispronounced as it travels around languages,” he said, straightening up and smiling. “It’s actually really fascinating how—”

“Things which are interesting to bards are not necessarily interesting to normal people,” Arachne interrupted. “All right, enough jibber jabber, I’m in. So let’s talk details. How do you get rid of a horny dragon?”


 

The journey overland from northern Viridill to the wild territory in which the “kingdom” of Mathenon sat took nearly two months on foot. The party was prevented from acquiring mounts because Rann refused to use any feet from his own for spiritual reasons, and Shizaar approved this, as it suited her own inclination to scout ahead and to the group’s flanks as they ventured into the wilderness. Eidelaire bemoaned this delay and discomfort, but Arachne seemed to have no opinion one way or another.

Only a few days from the town, just out of sight of the mountaintop Temple complex itself, they were intercepted and pursued by about twice their number of Narisian drow, ultimately taking shelter in an abandoned shrine to some forgotten deity driven away Avei’s worship long ago. It conveniently was made of sturdy marble and had only one door. Arachne was able to put a barrier across this which held against the drow’s attacks, magical and physical, without seeming effort.

They were only besieged a few hours before being rescued by four Silver Huntresses and three times that number of soldiers from the League of Avei; the drow, ever pragmatic, fled at the first sight of a significant force rather than waste their numbers in a losing fight.

Ultimately, they spent the night at the shrine, along with their new friends, with whom Shizaar eagerly exchanged news. The troops seemed leery of Rann, but the stoic orc never gave anyone cause for hostility. From this encounter, they learned that the pass they had intended to use was blocked by a rockfall; efforts were underway to clear it, but this was likely to be the work of months.

The obstruction meant they had to go around the mountains rather than through them. They were already near the edge of the Viridill range, but this still meant a wide swing to the east and back, which added weeks to the journey. Shizaar became increasingly stingy with provisions; she hunted game for them nearly every day, and Rann foraged skillfully for edible vegetation. They never faced real hunger, nor thirst, even as they left the foothills behind and set forth into the prairie, for Arachne was able to conjure water at need. It tasted flat and stale, but hydrated the body when natural sources couldn’t be found.

North they traveled, with the forbidding black peaks of the Wyrnrange rising on their left. The mountains provided some shade as the days wore into their hottest hours, which came as a blessing, as the heat of the prairie was fierce at this time of year. Rann’s magic could soothe bodily aches, and he offered herbal salves against sunburn; Arachne could summon small clouds to provide shade, and even cooling mist at times, though she reserved this luxury for extremely hot days. Throwing arcane magic around, she said, was a sure way to attract the prairie’s denizens. The mage felt she could probably reason with plains elves, but if centaurs fell upon them there would be nothing for it but to fight.

Despite the roughness of the travel, the group made good time, none of their number holding them back. Shizaar and Rann, of course, were hardy and well accustomed to the outdoors; Eidelaire, despite his foppish appearance and mannerisms, walked without complaint or apparent discomfort, even entertaining his companions with songs and stories as they went. Arachne described herself as a “city girl,” but even so had no more trouble with the pace and the elements than any of them. She did complain, but only periodically, and in the good-natured manner of someone who just liked the sound of her own voice.

For the most part they did manage to avoid conflict. Three times bands of plains elves appeared in the distance; on each occasion, Arachne placed herself between them and the party, and the groups always retreated back into the prairie after several hours, and without coming close enough to be clearly seen. Arachne insisted they were within the range of elvish eyes, though, which was the point. Avoiding parties of centaurs was a more serious matter, and whenever Rann’s invisible (except to him) spirit companions warned of their approach, the group cut westward toward the mountains.

Though this worked well enough most of the time, they were twice pursued. Both times, Arachne and Rann’s magics proved sufficient to drive the small bands away before they came in range of Shizaar’s bow. An entire herd veered toward them midway through their journey, however, forcing them to retreat right into the foothills, where the centaurs would not follow, but which held their own dangers.

The Wyrnrange was so named because it was known to be dragon territory; only gnomes passed through the mountains with impunity, and only because they treated dragons politely and had been taught draconic etiquette which they did not share with outsiders. There were rumored groups of dragonsworn deep in the mountains, of entire villages devoted to the service of one wyrm or another, though of course the party never progressed far enough in to find any such.

All in all, the journey was an adventure, though a minor one by the standards of all four of them; Eidelaire didn’t consider any of their encounters worth composing a song about. It served them well, however. Despite the fortunate lack of reasons to fight, they did learn to get along and anticipate one another’s movements to an extent, and were not a group of complete strangers when their destination hove into view.

Once they veered back onto the plains, it was only another six days of walking before the dark battlements of Zanzayed’s arena appeared on the northern horizon. Now began the true adventure.


 

It was a lonely scar upon the prairie. Made of the dark volcanic stone of the Wyrnrange, the arena was distant enough from even the foothills that hauling its pieces out here had to have been a significant effort—though not so much as that represented by the massive timbers which also went into its construction. They were clearly of Wyrnrange pine, but those grew even deeper into the mountains. Harvesting resources from land patrolled by dragons was an ominous prospect indeed. The arena was roughly made, sturdy but clearly not intended to be a great edifice. It might well last the test of ages, though, simply due to its solid construction. Its sheer size would have represented years of work by mortal hands, or perhaps weeks of work by a combination of such hands and the magics of a blue dragon.

Or perhaps mortals had not been involved at all.

It had entrances on three sides, apparently—each cardinal direction except west. The main gate on the east side, through which they passed, opened onto a dirt road which cut through an improvised huddle of inns, shops and lean-to dwellings, with tents scattered around their periphery. Three years on, some few of the buildings were starting to take on a little permanence, though none looked like they would survive a significant storm. There was another town within view to the northeast, and another small road leading to it. The arena’s little community lay along a path to the old dwarven trade road which ran nearby, from which most of its commerce flowed.

Deciding not to do anything so overtly suspicious as circle around the walls studying them, the group from Viridill had bought their tickets—four coppers apiece, to Rann’s utter disgust—and made their way in. They had to pause almost immediately in the welcome shadow of a long tunneled achway while Eidelaire attempted to shmooze the gate guards for information.

“I want to punch that guy,” Rann growled, glaring at the roughly-armored guard who had taken their money.

“We all want to punch the guy,” Arachne said soothingly, patting his shoulder. “Patience.”

“Because he is part of an utterly villainous scheme, or because the tickets are overpriced?” Shizaar asked dryly.

Rann grunted. “Second one. People caught up in villainous schemes are usually just trying to survive. Four coppers, though? Robbery.”

“Not the friendliest staff I’ve ever had the pleasure of interacting with,” Eidelaire commented, swaggering back over to them. “That fellow gets no tip, just in case anyone was tempted.”

“Damn,” Arachne said, deadpan. “Now I have to recalculate my whole budget.”

“You weren’t able to learn anything useful?” Shizaar asked.

“Oh, I very much doubt he knew anything useful,” the bard replied with an eloquent shrug. “I was looking for an in, but this isn’t a friendly, talkative sort of guard. He’s more the ‘not my bloody job’ kind of guard. To play that angle I’m going to have to hunt down somebody in some degree of charge. Ah, well! Shall we?”

Almost everyone they passed gave them curious looks; they were an interesting-looking party. Orcs were a rare sight in this region, as were wood elves, and Eidelaire’s lute and flute case drew eager smiles. Everyone was happy to see a bard, even if their entertainment was already being provided. At least they were focused enough on the games that nobody stopped him to ask for a song. Shizaar drew more than her share of suspicion, as was only to be expected, considering how she kept her hood drawn well over her face. It wasn’t really optional, though. Considering what was going on in this arena, any sign of a Silver Huntress would immediately be taken as a threat.

They climbed a flight of broad stairs along with the other spectators ascending, mostly an easily-distinguishable mix of beaten-down-looking farm folk from nearby and better-dressed traveling merchants and members of their retinues. The steps led to the actual seats of the arena—nothing fancy, of course, just rising rings with low benches. They had a roof, however, shading the spectators and leaving only the arena floor to be beaten upon by the prairie sun. People milled about, sitting, talking, watching the show, some lurking in dark corners at the rear of the stands, clearly up to no good.

To avoid the appearance of being up to equally no good—for those shady characters were getting scrutiny both from fellow customers and the guards that occasionally passed through—the party took seats at the very front, after traveling far enough to find a spot where they had no neighbors within earshot. There, they set to studying their environs.

Banners hung from the pillars holding up the roof, decorating the arena; they were plain blue, with no device. Two especially long ones flanked the box which perched on the western side of the stands, walled off from the common seating areas and furnished much more extravagantly, to judge by the scraps of curtain and carpeting visible. It had its own blue silk awning, positioned to shade the box and also protect it from view; its occupants sat well back from the edge, deep in the shadows. Arachne peered at this through narrowed eyes for a while, her elven vision apparently enough to penetrate the gloom, though the others didn’t press her for details at that time.

Interestingly, the rare guards were all female, and wore leather armor that, while clearly ceremonial (it was designed more to display than to protect) was well-fitted to each of them. They carried spears and short swords which were starkly functional, and though they strutted a bit, each of the women were muscular and held those weapons in a way that suggested they were acquainted with their use.

“Apparently there’s a career to be had here even if you don’t win,” Eidelaire murmured.

“That’s not what my intelligence suggested,” Shizaar replied.

“Hm.”

Below, there were several things going on, seemingly without rhyme or reason. Three separate pairs dueled on the arena floor; around its periphery was set up an obstacle course, with women running it at various stages. Looking from above, it wasn’t obvious where the thing began or ended, and nobody seemed to be supervising.

As they watched, a girl who couldn’t have been out of her teens was knocked backward by her opponent, who appeared little older but had a full head of height on her. The taller woman’s spear made good use of that asset, particularly against her sword-wielding foe.

The younger woman tried to rise and got a jab in the chest with the butt of the spear for her trouble. She rolled nimbly to the side, evading another such jab, but as she finally bounded to her feet was immediately sent crashing down again, her legs swept out from under her by the long haft of the weapon.

The spear-carrier stomped hard on her foe’s hand, forcing her to drop the blade and eliciting a shriek of pain, audible even over the mix of groans and cheers from the half-filled stands. Grinning savagely, the taller woman raised her weapon overhead, point aimed downward.

“Alethia,” a voice rang out, its tone mild but its volume clearly amplified by magic, “you know my rules. Control yourself.”

The spear-wielder flinched, then paused, halting her attack, and said something to her foe which was lost in the noise of the crowd. She apparently didn’t like whatever response she got, for she spun the spear to reverse it and slammed the butt down on the swordswoman’s midsection.

The younger girl curled up on herself, retching and gasping, and the victor stepped back, raising her weapon overhead in both hands and pumping it up and down, grinning up at the roar of approbation from the crowd. She finally turned and planted it point-down in the dirt, bowing deeply toward the box, from which came no audible response.

“Now that is interesting,” Eidelaire said, pointing; the fallen swordswoman was being helped up by another woman in a pale dress. Though all the contenders they could see, either dueling or running the obstacle course, were human, the one now helping the defeated combatant limp from the arena was an elf. “For several reasons.”

“She’s local,” Arachne said. “Or relatively so. A plains elf, anyway.”

“How can you tell?” Rann asked curiously. “Tribal markings?”

“It’s the shape of the ears, old fellow,” Eidelaire said with a wink. “Wood elves have ears that stick straight up, like our companion’s, here. Plains elves have horizontal ones, like that. Out to the sides. More immediately, I noted that they don’t seem to be big on killing, here.”

“At least not in these games,” Shizaar murmured. “They seem rather…preliminary. Disorganized at least.”

Arachne flagged down a vendor who had been shouting about hot wine, bread and sausage.

“The fights aren’t to the death?” she asked him casually as she handed over coins and accepted snacks for the group.

The man brayed a laugh, revealing a mouth only half-full of teeth. “Haw! Waste of good womanflesh, that. The master, he ain’t the wasteful type, see? Nah, the girls get their exercise, and them as gets too bloodthirsty, they gets disqualified, see? The Big Z’s after a dragonmother—wants a good fighter, not a crazy bitch. ‘Ere, now, you plannin’ on steppin’ into the ring?” He eyed her up and down, which made Shizaar stiffen, but his look was more curious than lustful. “Dunno much ’bout elves, beggn’ yer pardon. You don’t look too scrappy, but mebbe that’s just how your kind is.”

“Up to a point, yes,” she said dryly. “What about the elf who helped that gladiator off?”

“Aye, the menders is all elves. A plains tribe what helps out the Master. You lot enjoy that, now!”

He moved off, hawking his wares again.

“This is terrible,” said Rann, who had already eaten half his share.

“Oh, I’m sure you’ve had worse,” Eidelaire said with a grin.

“Hn,” the orc grunted, nodding. “It’s better than I was expecting. Better than most arena food. Still crap.”

“It seems your intelligence was in error, then,” Arachne commented to Shizaar, who was holding a piece of bread-wrapped sausage without making any move with it toward her face.

“Indeed. This is why we do recon before attacking anyone.”

“We’ve learned some interesting things already,” Eidelaire commented, watching another injured gladiator being removed by elves. This one was fully unconscious, and had to be carried off by two of them, one male, one female. “For the time being, I suggest was park it here, get a feel for how the games proceed. Perhaps we’ll hear some more from our scaly friend, too.”

“Mm,” Arachne murmured. “For now, sure. Later, though… Are we staying in the town?”

“In the village,” Shizaar said. “I don’t trust the inn nearby. We can lay more plans there, but at the moment, our talents might be better used splitting up.”

“Quite so,” Eidelaire commented, discreetly nibbling around the gristle in his sausage. “I’ll get myself into circulation anon. Everyone talks to a bard.”

“And I’ll slip below and have a word with the staff,” Arachne said more grimly. “I would very much like to know what the hell elves think they’re doing participating in this nonsense.”

“Rann and I had probably better remain up here,” Shizaar said, getting a grunt of agreement from the orc. “There’s little acceptable excuse for us to be poking around below, and someone should stay and try to learn the rhythms of these…games. That being the case, though, I think you two can get started as soon as possible.”

“In a bit,” Arachne said distractedly, then leaned forward over the rail, shouting. “Oh, come on, hit her! You’re not even trying!”

Shizaar sighed.


 

The village was easily visible from the arena, but distance on the prairie was deceptive. It was a good hour’s walk to reach it, and they didn’t set out until near dusk when their various investigations were complete. It was dark by the time they arrived, and then they had to find an inn with space available. Fortunately the little town had multiple inns, due to its proximity to the trade route; unfortunately, due to the arena and the presence of several merchant caravans, there was not much space to be had. Eventually they had to settle for a single room, at a price that made Rann grind his teeth.

Once there, though, they saved money by eating the remains of their provisions around the room’s little fire and talking in privacy, Arachne having warded the walls against eavesdroppers.

“It’s pragmatism, not any particular desire to participate,” the mage was saying. “At least according to the two I spoke to, and I see no reason to argue with them. The dozen or so elves here feel they can do some good by making themselves useful, mostly as healers; their tribe is staying out of sight of the caravan route, but they’re nearby. Close enough to be fetched by runner within a few days. They aren’t about to go toe-to-toe with the dragon, but… Both of them hinted broadly that if somebody turned up with a plan and a worthwhile chance of bringing Zanzayed down, they’d be inclined to be helpful.”

“Allies, then,” Rann grunted.

“Possibly,” Arachne said, frowning. “There are a lot of uncertainties, there. Depends on what they’d consider a worthwhile chance…and even so, what they’d be willing to do. Elves are cautious as a rule; any plan that involves attacking him outright isn’t likely to impress them. Let me emphasize that I got hints, not promises.”

“This will not be done in a day,” Shizaar mused. “I am reassured that women are not being slain over this frivolity. We have time, at least, to lay plans.”

“Doesn’t that change the entire character of the matter, though?” Eidelaire asked. “Don’t hit me, Shizaar, but… If he’s not killing women, is this really something that needs to be stopped?”

“It’s a lot less urgent,” Arachne said before the Huntress could reply, perhaps luckily for Eidelaire. “Yes, he’s contributing to the economy and providing entertainment…”

“From what I learned,” the bard said, “the gifts victorious girls bring back to their own families are substantial. Perhaps trivial to a dragon with a solid hoard to his name, but beyond the dreams of peasant folk like these. Only those who make the semifinals and above win anything, but still, that’s a significant boost for each family affected and a lesser one for everybody with whom they do business. I ask again, if he’s not killing the girls, where’s the harm?”

“I wasn’t finished,” Arachne said sharply. “The harm is that he’s training all these people to be dependent on his handouts, to pursue this foolishness instead of their own livelihoods, to judge the intrinsic value of their sisters and daughters by their youth and physical beauty. These are the first steps toward completely overthrowing a society. In settled places, there will be temples, governments and cultural institutions to counteract the influence of people like Zanzayed; out here, he’s going to become some kind of savage warlord this way. Bad enough if that’s his intention; worse if means to just fly off when he has what he wants and leave everybody to welter in the barbarism he’s fostered. So, yes, it’s less urgent. Maybe not a matter that was worth rushing across the countryside to put an immediate stop to. Still something that deserves to be addressed, however. I might not have agreed to come if I’d known this was all we’d find, but we’re here, and I think this is still worth doing.”

“Zanzayed seems the kind of asshole who needs to be stopped,” Rann said. “But perhaps not the kind who needs to die.”

“Well said,” Arachne replied with a grin.

“Have you ever studied Avenist theology?” Shizaar asked the mage. “You explain some of its points very clearly.”

“That’s a discussion for another time,” Arachne said evasively. “More urgently, can we go back to the very first suggestion I made, back in Viridill? Zanzayed isn’t depraved enough to be murdering women for his amusement; perhaps he can still be talked down from this idiocy.”

“It’s worth considering,” Shizaar allowed.

“Tael nae d’Wyrn,” Eidelaire quoted, grinning.

“Stop saying that,” Arachne snapped.

“Anyway,” he went on, “if we’re agreed this doesn’t need to be resolved in any crashing hurry, I’ll have time to do some more poking around. I might even be able to get an audience with His Blueness himself!” He winked. “Like I keep telling you guys, everybody loves a bard.”

“Everybody who hasn’t traveled with one,” Rann muttered.

“That being decided,” Shizaar said, standing, “I am going to return to the arena.”

“What?” Arachne frowned. “Now?”

“It is dark, and will be relatively empty,” the Huntress said, already moving toward the window. She pushed open its shutters, peering out. “I am more than capable of moving stealthily, at need, and this is a good opportunity to familiarize myself with the layout. I might learn something useful, besides.”

“There’s stealth, and then there’s stealth,” Arachne warned. “The elves don’t sleep there, but they keep odd hours. I’m no expert on the magic of plains elves; I won’t promise they can’t detect you creeping around.”

“They may also be willing to aid us, you said,” Shizaar replied calmly. “I will be careful, Arachne. I consider this a risk worth taking; it is not my intention to confront anyone. Meet me in the stands tomorrow.”

With that curt farewell, she vanished over the sill. There wasn’t even a sound of her hitting the ground below.

Eidelaire sighed, getting up to pull the window shut. “Well, I guess she’s getting out of paying the entrance fee tomorrow. If we’re going to be around long, we should see if there are season passes available.”


 

There were a variety of games being played at any given time. There were the straightforward gladiatorial bouts, of course, and even those came in different types. Duels were crowd-pleasers, especially when taking place between two popular gladiators, but there were also wider melees with multiple combatants, and engagements of small teams.

In addition to the hand-to-hand combat, there were timed races, both of foot speed and through the obstacle course. Athletic contests of various kinds also occurred; archery and javelin-throwing, unsurprisingly, were popular, but there were also displays of weight lifting, high-jumping and various other feats which amounted to little more than party tricks.

The arena never allowed spectators to forget its true purpose, however. While shows of martial prowess predominated, they never went long without pausing for displays of feminine beauty. Contestants danced to the sound of a small group of musicians, posed in various states of undress, and wrestled. Nude. In mud.

“It’d degrading and exploitative, to be sure,” Arachne mused, rubbing her chin as she stared thoughtfully down at two lithe, barely-clothed young women having what could only be described as a dance-off. They alternated playing to the crowd with showing very aggressive body language at each other. She’d seen a few exotic dancers in her time, but rarely any so lean and muscular. “Still… It almost seems churlish to complain about that when women elsewhere are being forced into prostitution and all manner of subjugation.”

“Hn.”

“However all this ends, Zanzayed is going to leave behind more than a handful of young women who are less likely than most to be dragged into a corner by some thug.”

“Hm.”

“The real problem here is economics. None of the prizes he’s paying out compare to what he rakes in. Especially when the bookies work for him, which I’ll bet my ears they all do. Admission fees alone are exorbitant, and what the shitty food costs… The brilliance of it is he’s got a total monopoly on entertainment in the whole area. The locals have nothing to do but farm and contemplate their grim futures, and the caravaners and adventurers love having something to stop and watch in the middle of this wilderness.”

“Nhn.”

“If half of what Eidelaire’s heard this morning is true, Zanzayed’s gradually drawing in every musician and artist in the kingdom, not to mention monopolizing the blacksmiths, leatherworkers, stonemasons, healers… He’s suborning the entire economy bit by bit, and Mathen can’t do a damn thing about it. I wonder if Blue boy is doing this on purpose, or just doesn’t care, as long as it gets him what he wants.”

“Mm.”

“It’s believable he’s having trouble conceiving. Dragons don’t breed easily, and most of the ways they have around it are the province of the greens. Arcane magic doesn’t lend itself readily to biological effects.”

“Mhm.”

“Either way…he’s going to leave the economy of this whole region in tatters when he leaves. If he leaves. Do you suppose that’s worse than him actually overthrowing the kingdom? Dragon-led nations have existed, but they tend to attract all manner of violence from their neighbors.”

“Hmp.”

“I wonder… If we chase him off, we’ll be doing a lot of that damage ourselves. Makes you stop and consider, doesn’t it?”

“Hn.”

She glanced up at him and spoke more gently.

“She’ll be all right, Rann.”

The orc’s broad shoulders swelled in a huge sigh. “She should have met us long since.”

“She said ‘tomorrow.’ It’s still tomorrow.”

“It’s past noon!”

“Shizaar can handle herself as well as any of us,” the elf said, patting his shoulder.

“This place is simply not big enough for an experienced scout to take so long to investigate it,” he growled. “And now, and for half the day, it has been active. Something has gone wrong. What do your ears tell you?”

“A great deal of irrelevant minutia,” she said, removing her gaze from the dancers below to scan the stands. “The thousand tiny dramas that occur whenever you get this many people under one roof. There’s a dead spot, though, over there.” She nodded across the way at Zanzayed’s shaded box. “Silence from within, and I can feel the magic laid over it.”

“That’s where she is,” Rann growled, starting to rise. “She’s being held—”

“Stop!” Arachne snapped, yanking him back down by the shoulder. She hadn’t a fraction of his muscle; he clearly sat because he chose to, but at least he did. “There’s no reason to think Zanzayed is planning to entrap us. A sonic dead zone is a very basic privacy measure when he’s clearly taking women to bed and has a staff consisting partly of elves. Besides, not hearing Shizaar doesn’t particularly worry me, either; I can’t hear her half the time when she goes off scouting. I’ve noticed that with other Silver Huntresses. Some gift of Avei. It’s not time to panic yet, Rann.”

“Then when will it be time?” he muttered. Abruptly, the orc stiffened. “Something is about to happen.”

“Something?” She looked down at the arena floor again, then around at the stands. “What?”

“The rhythm. Can you not see it? These two days there have been general entertainments, usually multiple events at once. When they all lead toward a conclusion, there is always a change of venue. See?”

Indeed, the dancers had finished their performance, to a chorus of hoots and whistles from the audience. There were also a few runners staggering to a halt at the end of their track, looking slightly winded and more than slightly annoyed; their event had clearly not been the center of attention while the dance was going on. A pair of duelists had just finished up and one was being carried out, the winner looking as cheated as the racers; a last duel was still in session, but obviously coming to an end, one woman limping and being chased in futile circles by a more agile opponent.

“Eidelaire’s coming back this way,” Arachne murmured, cocking her head to listen. The bard was not yet in view.

Rann nodded. “He saw what I saw. Bards are sensitive to these rhythms.”

“Rhythms in general, I should think.”

The reaction from the crowd stole the show from the dancers when the wounded, retreating gladiator suddenly sprung forward from her “injured” leg, slamming the pommel of her sword into her opponent’s throat and decisively wiping the victorious smirk from her face. The other woman went down, gagging and clutching at her neck; the victor brandished her blade, grinning despite being unable to stand up properly.

“Nothing?” Eidelaire asked under the cover of wild cheering as he rejoined them.

“Nothing pertinent to us,” Arachne replied. “Did you see that? I’m thinking of financing one of these arenas myself. That was awesome.”

“I’ll refrain from telling Shizaar you said that,” he promised solemnly.

“If we ever see her again,” Rann growled.

“It’s about at the point where I think we can start worrying,” Arachne said grudgingly. “I have trouble imagining what could keep her from reporting back to us by now.”

“I think we passed that point a few hours ago,” the bard replied, frowning. “The question becomes, what to do about it? Whatever she ran afoul of was either the dragon himself or one of his agents. Something that we should hesitate to challenge.”

“It would be wise to hesitate,” Rann said. “That doesn’t mean we should.”

The roar of the crowd had diminished notably, but at its sudden swell, all three of them turned to see what the source was.

Zanzayed the Blue had finally made his appearance.

He had stepped up to the small balcony on the front of his shaded box, and now stood with his arms spread, smirking smugly as he accepted the adulation of the crowd. There was enough adulation that he didn’t look at all foolish in the process; clearly he was a popular figure here. He could have passed for a half-elf, if not for his jewel-like eyes and cobalt hair. He was also extremely effeminate, and not merely because of his delicate features. His hair was waist-length and brushed to a glossy sheen, held back with extravagantly jeweled combs; he wore a rich blue silk robe so thoroughly embroidered with golden thread that the overall effect was nearly green when one squinted.

“Are we all enjoying the show?” the dragon asked, his voice a calm and conversational tone which nonetheless boomed throughout the arena.

The crowd roared even more vigorously.

“I think,” Eidelaire noted, “if we end up having to fight this guy, we won’t be able to count on much local support.”

“Let’s try not to fight the dragon,” Arachne said. “If he won’t see reason, we’ll work out how to assassinate him.”

Rann grunted.

“I’m glad to see so many faces here today,” the dragon said, grinning. “Because I have a special treat for you all!”

“I have a terrible feeling,” Rann muttered as the crowd brayed around them again, “that I know what’s about to happen.”

Four women had appeared from floor-level doorways next to Zanzayed’s box and paced toward the middle of the arena, where they took up positions roughly encircling its center.

“You know the front-runners in the tournament, I’m sure,” the dragon said, “but I think these ladies have more than earned an introduction! From the sunny shores of the far West, she has come in search of…”

“He’s actually quite the showman,” Eidelaire commented as the dragon continued, pausing as the first gladiatrix’s introduction concluded to a roar of approbation from the spectators. “You don’t often see that in these ancient, powerful immortal types. They rarely have a need to impress anyone.”

“How ancient is he?” Rann asked, scowling. “He behaves like a self-important youth. From the dress on down.”

“Something happening in the middle, there,” Arachne said as the introductions continued. “He’s setting up a spell right between the four of them…”

“A spell?” Ran frowned. “What kind?”

“Mm… Oh, I see, it’s actually a few woven together. Basic teleportation spell; he’s about to deposit something in the center. You don’t usually see that set up in advance, but he’s woven some visual effects into it. You’re right, Eid, he’s got a flair for the dramatic.”

“Yep,” the bard said, his attention below. “And it looks like we’re about to see the main event.”

“…any of them stand up to what I’m about to show you?” Zanzayed was crowing, having whipped the crowd into a veritable frenzy. “We’ll just have to see, won’t we? For the arena has a new contender, an agent of far-away enemies sent to sabotage your fun, my good people, and now destined to be part of it: A real, live, in the flesh Silver Huntress!”

Arachne and Eidelaire grabbed Rann by both shoulders, barely preventing him from lunging to his feet and vaulting over the rail into the arena itself.

Sparks and jets of blue flame flew; smoke billowed forth, then formed into elaborate patterns as it drifted upward and faded. When the flash and flare had subsided, standing in the center of the arena was Shizaar, her hood gone, revealing her tattooed face to the crowd.

She appeared unhappy, but unhurt. Her wrists were chained together behind her back and she’d been dressed in a pale leather outfit that was clearly of plains elf design, though someone had embroidered it with flashy golden eagle icons, clearly demonstrating her affiliation.

The crowd booed obediently; the four gladiators held their weapons at the ready, glaring at the Huntress. Shizaar turned slowly, ignoring the crowd, and gave each of them a short, calculating look before turning her gaze on Zanzayed.

“How ironic are the twists of fate,” the dragon said, grinning. “Who knows, my dear Huntress, you may find yourself winning my little tourney. I can’t help thinking you would be a splendid mother.”

“You are beyond contemptible,” Shizaar snapped, her voice echoing clearly. The onlookers jeered.

“Okay, new plan,” Arachne said, releasing Rann. “Subtle is now off the table; we’re not leaving her down there.”

“She can probably take those four—”

“That is utterly irrelevant, Eidelaire,” the mage snapped. “He is not going to do this to one of our companions. I will hold the asshole’s attention. You two get everyone out of the arena.”

“What?” Rann exclaimed. “Why? How?”

“Because any means I have at my disposal of holding his attention are going to result in widespread damage,” she said grimly. “Let’s not have any slain bystanders on our consciences if we can avoid it.” Below, Zanzayed was still chattering at Shizaar, working the crowd again.

“That leaves how,” Eidelaire remarked.

“You’re a shaman with spirit companions and a freaking bard. If you can’t move a bunch of frenzied, half-drunk idiots, I have no hope for the world.”

With that and no more ado, Arachne leaped over the rail, landing nimbly on the packed dirt below.

The tone of the crowd changed, confused murmurs rising, as the elf strode toward the gathering in the center. Zanzayed broke off mid-exhortation, turning his attention on her.

“What’s all this? I’m sorry, darling, but there is a procedure if you want to compete. Speak to the guards for an escort to the barracks. This is a scheduled event.”

“Schedule’s changed,” Arachne announced, her voice echoing throughout the arena the same way his was. Zanzayed lifted his eyebrows at that. “I have had enough of this nonsense. The Huntress is with me; you will release her immediately.”

“And why on earth should I?” he asked mildly. “I frankly resent her imposition here. Do I send agents out to meddle with Avei’s love life? Then again,” he added with a smirk, “perhaps if she had one we’d have no need for this conversation.”

The laughter from the stands only deepened Shizaar’s scowl.

“I was just wondering,” Arachne snapped, “whether the point of your operation here is to throw the economy of the whole region into shambles, or if that’s simply a side effect you don’t care about. What happens to this place when you get bored or get what you came for and leave? What happens to all these people? These women?”

The gladiators had shifted their focus to her, now, seeming not at all impressed by her concern over their futures.

“A shambles, is it,” Zanzayed said, grinning openly. “Tell me, my friends, do you feel you’re in shambles?”

A swelling tide of cheers rose up all around them—and was suddenly silenced.

Arachne held one finger in the air, staring at the dragon, who appeared startled. “I am speaking to you, y’little hooligan. All of you, shut up for a minute.”

She lowered her hand and the sound from the stands abruptly returned, though now it consisted mostly of confused, frightened whispering.

“Well, well, well,” Zanzayed purred, grinning down at her. “I do believe this is an even better prospect than the Huntress. A mage, and an elf at that! One doesn’t often see the combination. How odd that I’ve not heard of you before, my dear! Tell me, do you have a name?”

“You might know me as Arachne,” she said, folding her arms.

“Oh?” He raised his eyebrows. “Oh! Arachne! Actually, I have heard of you!”

“Damn right you have,” she said smugly.

“Yes!” Zanzayed cried, leaning forward over the balcony and grinning down at her. “You’re that screwloose elf who tried to sacrifice a sacred bear on an altar to Shaath and unleashed a plague on half the Stalrange!”

Her smirk vanished. “Unleash—half—it was one valley! There was hardly anyone there, and that is not the point!” Arachne pointed at Shizaar. “I’m taking my friend and leaving.”

“I think you’ll find that a difficult—huh,” he added as Shizaar vanished in a faint blue crackle of light. “Well, that’s annoying. Ladies, why is nobody stabbing this wench?”

The gladiators managed barely a step forward before all four of them went flying bodily in different directions, skidding across the ground to roll up against the walls.

“I do say that seemed rather unsporting,” Zanzayed commented. The booing crowd clearly agreed.

“This is ridiculous,” Rann muttered. “I can unleash fear into the spectators, but not without something to work with. Emotions don’t just happen.”

“Wait,” said Eidelaire. “If I know our girl, they’ll have cause to fear in just a moment.”

“Unsporting?” Arachne said, sneering. “That is not a word I expected to hear from a guy in a fruity dress who needs to build an edifice and pit the available female population against each other to have a chance of getting laid.”

The silence was astonishing. For all the people there and all their love of good drama, it seemed everyone present was keenly aware they had just seen a dragon viciously insulted to his face.

Everyone except the guy in the back who burst into gales of tenor laughter.

“Jealous, are we?” Zanzayed asked with a thin smile.

Arachne threw back her head and cackled. “Oh, come on now. Really? Seriously? ‘Jealous?’ That’s like admitting you have no rebuttal. In fact, you could probably save more face if you’d just say that! Really, who the hell are you, anyway? Zanzayed the Blue? I’ve never heard of you, and I’ve been around. Is this your first time out of the den? Are you accustomed to daddy bringing you women, already beaten compliant?”

The sounds from the stands now were shuffling and footsteps as people began discreetly moving toward the exits.

“I believe we’re irrelevant here,” Rann commented.

“Hang on,” said Eidelaire. “Can your spirits induce calm? We may need to forestall a stampede in just a minute…”

“I’ll tell you what, Arachne,” Zanzayed said with a bite in his tone. “I prefer my partners relatively enthusiastic, but if you are hellbent on scaring away all the other prospects, I guess you’ll do. Unless you would like to take yourself out of my arena, now that you have extracted your friend?”

“Well, I’ve come all this way,” she said, grinning openly and planting her fists on her hips. “Seems like it’d be a waste of the trip to slink off without kicking your scaly ass first.”

“What is she doing?” Rann whispered in horror.

“Being a distraction, and clearing the place out.” Eidelaire said. “Quite effectively, too. Really, be ready with some calming. Somebody’s gonna get trampled otherwise. I really hope Shizaar had the sense to keep going, wherever she ended up…”

The exodus from the stands was accelerating, and picked up speed further when Zanzayed stepped onto the rail of his balcony and from there jumped out.

He shifted in midair, forcing Arachne to step rapidly backward to avoid being crushed. In his full form, an enormous display of cobalt-scaled muscle and spiny wings, he filled almost half the arena floor; when he stretched up to his full height and spread his wings, the tips brushed the roof on both sides.

“I beg your pardon,” the dragon rumbled, his voice recognizably the same but now with a deep resonance that seemed to make the floor vibrate, “but you will…what, exactly?”

“You see this hand?” Arachne said, holding up her right one, palm forward.

Zanzayed bent down, bringing his nose to within a few feet of her, and grinned, displaying a terrifying arsenal of teeth. “Just barely.”

Arachne made a swatting motion, and a wagon-sized hand of blue light appeared in midair and struck him on the side of the face. The dragon squawked as his neck was whipped around, and stumbled sideways, one wing flailing awkwardly into a section of the stands that had already been cleared.

“That wasn’t the one you should’ve been looking at,” Arachne said smugly.

“Now is a good time,” Eidelaire began.

“Yes, yes,” Rann snapped. “I have been asking the spirits. This crowd is trying to panic and I cannot hold it back for long. Luckily they will be gone from the arena soon. And we should be, too!”

“But…can’t we help her?”

The orc stood, grabbing the bard by the arm and beginning to march him toward the stairs, following the last of the now-screaming onlookers. “She knows what she is doing. Hopefully.”

Zanzayed straightened up, his lips drawing back to display even more of his fangs, and opened his mouth wide, inhaling deeply as he glared down at Arachne. Flames and sparks flickered at the edges of his jaws.

Then he began choking and gagging as a huge clump of dirt struck him full in the throat.

“My, my,” Arachne said, amused. “You really are new at this, aren’t—”

She broke off, quickly throwing a sphere of blue light up around herself as the dragon’s cough turned into a gout of fire that left her standing in a patch of molten glass.

That was the last Eidelaire saw before Rann dragged him into the stairwell.


 

The evacuation was anything but orderly. Fortunately, more than the bard and the shaman were interested in keeping things from degenerating into chaos. The arena’s own guards, both the armored women and the slouching local men who manned the gates, had apparently been the first to flee, but there were also soldiers attached to various merchant trains present, and their efforts to keep their employers safe at least directed the crowd, if they did nothing to slow it.

People fled first into the inns and shops in the little village outside the arena, but even that began to clear out at the cacophony of roars, explosions and unidentifiable noise and flashes of light that started to emerge from within. By the time the story of what was going on in the arena had spread, luckily, most of those who seemed inclined to flee the area were already on the road, clearing room for the little pseudo-village to empty itself.

Most folks in local attire streamed either toward the little town in the near distance, or on the road north, toward Mathenhold. Merchant trains were getting underway as soon as oxen could be yoked, and elves discreetly slipped out into the tallgrass of the prairie. Clearing most of the bystanders from an area that size took well over an hour.

Fortunately, Shizaar found them outside, and the three were able to set themselves up about halfway to the village while Rann made a more involved communication with his spirits, sending them out to hurry the crowds along. With space to work and concentrate, he managed to keep relative calm among the evacuees, even while goading them to get away.

Eventually, though, what could be done had bee done, and there was nothing else for it but to retreat to the town, watch the arena, and wait.

The show never stopped.

Most of the distant noise was meaningless to them, but every few minutes would come something more identifiable. Multiple times lightning slashed down out of the clear sky into the arena floor. Gouts of unmistakable dragonfire flared up regularly, along with flashes of light the distinctive blue of arcane magic. The whole time, as the hour stretched out toward two, the arena steadily disintegrated, till parts of its walls were lying around it in chunks and more of the roof and timbers had burned away than still remained. Smoke drifted up steadily, marring the clear prairie sky and dimming the intermittent displays of energy from within.

At one point, a streak of fire and black smoke roared down from the sky, slamming into the side of the arena and half-collapsing its north wall.

Still, the conflict continued. Those in the village who deemed this far enough to be safe stood around with the party from Viridill, watching in silence. Everyone else had already fled. The only comfort the three companions could hold to was that as long as the action was still going on, Arachne was still alive and kicking.

Eventually, though, it wound down. Not with a bang, but fading gradually as if both combatants were simply growing tired.

“Can’t believe she said fighting dragons was a bad idea,” Rann muttered. “How many times did she say that?”

“What I want to know is why we kept running away from centaurs and elves if she could do this,” Eidelaire replied.

Shizaar just shook her head.

When the silence descended, they didn’t trust it at first, taking it for just another lull in the action. It stretched out, though, growing heavy and ominous. Around them, villagers and refugees began retreating into their homes and inns, leaving only the three and a few especially curious souls staring across the plain at the smoking, half-broken arena.

The sun had descended behind the mountains, bringing the early dusk that always fell on this region and leaving the remaining sky stained red when movement finally occurred again. In the dimness, an enormous shape rose up from the smoke, only growing distinct as it glided out from the dark haze.

The dragon was heading straight for them.

People screamed, fleeing into buildings; others fled out of buildings as the shouts spread, pelting off up the road northward.

The companions held their ground, Rann clutching his totems, Shizaar brandishing the two sabers she had somehow acquired, her own weapons having been confiscated during her capture.

Even in the darkness, the blue tint of his scales was clear. Zanzayed settled to the ground relatively gently, some ten yards distant, his azure eyes glowing in the twilight.

He was a mess. His scales were charred, one of his wing sails was torn, and his left eye seemed swollen partially shut.

And amazingly, Arachne sat perched on his neck, just before the shoulders.

The dragon knelt, then lowered himself fully to the ground, allowing her to slide down. She, too, was in visibly bad shape, her dress scorched and ripped away above the knee, showing ugly burns on her lower legs. Her hair was much shorter and badly singed; she had an impressive black eye, and her right arm was swathed in a makeshift sling.

For a moment, the dragon and elf glanced at each other, then he straightened up and coughed, emitting a puff of ill-smelling smoke.

“We’ve been having a conversation,” Zanzayed said.

“We saw it,” Shizaar replied, not lowering her weapons.

He shuffled his front feet, looking almost abashed. “Yes, well… It occurs to me that I’ve been a trifle… Inconsiderate.”

“Holy shit,” Eidelaire whispered. “You can tell the Wyrm.”

“Well,” said Arachne, pacing toward them and looking equally parts exhausted and self-satisfied. “I don’t know if you can.”

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46 thoughts on “Bonus #12: Along Came a Spider, Part 2

  1. No more fairy tales, I promise. Important plot points notwithstanding, that was a little self-indulgent.

    Anyhow, sorry for being a few hours late with this. I’ve had schedule disruptions and a (minor) bipolar episode and an Internet outage and damn I am tired.

    Another two-parter! This was not planned, but as I neared normal chapter length and the midpoint of the story, I decided to call it. Unless the last one also ends up running long (which I don’t anticipate, but then I didn’t the first two times either), this week should wrap up our bonus history sessions.

    See you Wednesday!

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    1. I love the sense of history. In a lot of fantasy culture is stagnant – its like everything was the same 2000 years ago and “today”, just with different names. I would love to see Trinissy and Shizaar discuss life and theology. Avei was the godess of war when war looked very different, and the values of a warrior and the values of a legionnaire are very different. Aveis warbands probably had a lot more drinking, boasting and beating each other up during peace times than aveis legions do. And the same is happening now – when she is not putting a show for her legions she does not look like a legionnaire anymore – she looks like an imperial soldier. How long till the silver legion becomes the silver battalion, and the sword and shield and mount of aveis hand become the battlestaff and carriage of aveis hand? (and what was the weapon of the aveis hand when they were still the huntresses and not yet the legionnaires?)

      Re: Arachne – subtle! – i never noticed that she is the only elf with a last name (except for principia – hmm – how did she get hers?)

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      1. Huntresses probably are a special order seperate or within the Silver Legions. Special Ops, that sort of thing.
        War requires more than just soldiers, you also need infiltrators, scouts, archers/snipers and so on.

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      2. I just noticed this.
        Principia Locke’s guild tag is Keys.

        Given [tons of elves with only one name] and [only examples of elves with multiple names being Arachne, Principia, and, to a different extent, Kuriwa]…

        I wonder which name [Locke or Keys] came first.

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    2. The fairy tale may not really fit but it is very amusing. It’s especially fun when I imagine that the story got warped into something similar to Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. It would be a mutual source of embarrassment Mary and Arachne one turned into a dragon and slain the other a “fairy godmother.”

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  2. I /literally/ broke into (stifled) hysterical laughter when they specified that the guy running the arena was Zanzayed. Given that it was four in the morning… well… stifling it was a good plan. I don’t know who or what I might’ve expected to crop up here, but he wasn’t on the list.

    I am loving these background chapters for Arachne. This one might prove to be the one I like most considering how much I enjoyed Zanzayed and Arachne’s chemistry when they ran into each other in the present.

    On a more linguistic note, I find it intriguing that their English developed from a Gaelic-esque language. Will we find out more about other old languages and/or how they developed into modern Tanglish? (Juuussstttt enough Bard in me to actually find it interesting)

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      1. Hrrmm…. *Googles* huh… you’re right, Old English, not Gaelic. Derp. Still, I’m curious about the in universe explanations of the language’s development. Obviously, yeah, he took the Anglo(glic, glish, so on) and added a T to the front, but that’s the practical real world explanation.

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    1. Good catch. Given that:
      a) Zanzayed refers to her as his mate (sorry, chosen child-bearer).
      b) It is her last name now.
      The implication is that she actually did manage to talk big Z out of his folly.

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    2. is that her current last name or just a last name she had in the past…
      remember currently arachne is still in mourning over her last mate kicking the bucket, maybe she has had multiple last names.

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      1. I don’t see Arachne marrying or taking her husband’s last name. I think she got the name Tellwyrn from her actions regarding Zanzayed and has used it since. Might not even have been her decision, the bards name the heroes after all.

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  3. But–what–why–I LIKED Zanzayed! Dammit!
    I really hope it turns out that they were missing an important detail or three, and he’s not actually doing something despicable. Although I’ll probably enjoy the storytelling whichever way it goes.
    Also, I didn’t comment on the previous page because I didn’t have anything to add, but if you think that writing a fairytale into the narrative was self-indulgent, then can I just say that I loved it? I got really excited when the Crow started ranting and I recognised the tale.

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    1. Yeah, sort of my first reaction too. My second reaction is: we know Arachne wins the tournament because Zanzayed refers to her as his chosen mate.

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    2. Zanzayed has already mentioned this in 5-31: ’Zanza,’ they’d say, ‘you’ve tried to keep mortal followers too, and you always lose interest after a few years and forget about them. Remember the time you left four girls in a tower and forgot to feed them for thirty years? That was just gruesome, that was.’

      The guy has character flaws.

      I have no problem with the author getting inspiration from fairy tales. Episode 3 was fun and interesting.

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      1. Agreed, he was never portrayed as any sort of “good guy”, so this is not in the least surprising, he is a dragon after all, an apex predator.

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      2. Yeah, but there’s flawed, and there’s making women fight to the death for the honour of sharing his bed until he tires of them and possibly makes them fight to the death AGAIN. I always saw him as a chaotic-neutral kind of character.

        Besides, we had the chapter where Joe had it explained to him exactly why dragons aren’t rapists, which kind of contradicts the implications of Shizaar’s intel.

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  4. “Yes, that’s right,” she said with a lazy smirk. “The Arachne.”

    There was a moment’s silent.

    “The Arachne who…what?” Shizaar finally asked.

    lol’d

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    1. 5-22

      “After all, this is the future mother of my children you’re looking at. We have an arrangement.”

      DD has the chapters nicely tagged. All I did was click the Zanzayed tag and search for the word “children”. It popped right up.

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  5. Typos:

    advertized
    advertised

    don’t wan
    don’t want

    noplace
    no place

    ‘wyrm?’
    (does the end quote go inside? I am not fully up on my rules there)

    “The more you explain what is and isn’t delicate, the more certain I am I don’t want to be, either.”
    (this is slightly unclear, depending on meaning, might be better as)
    “…I don’t want to be either.”
    (or)
    “…I don’t want to be delicate.”

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    The dialog here is quite amusing. Part of the amusement is Arachne’s attempted reputation reference falling flat, as George noted.

    “I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but is ‘asking politely’ one of our possible plans? With dragons, you can often get further with diplomacy than anything else.”
    WOW, this really is Arachne a long time ago. She is actually espousing diplomacy over fighting. However, there is still the beginnings of her power over finesse approach in this statement too.

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  6. Hi guys, quick update.

    Chapter wasn’t done when the internet cut out on me last night; as this was near the update time, I took it as a sign and went to bed to recharge. The writing had been an uphill struggle all day. I’m back at it this morning and not going any easier. I’m just feeling blocked and burned out, here, and I can’t seem to get this damn thing cranked out.

    I’m super frustrated and I feel awful for disappointing everyone. Really gonna try to have it done sometime today, but the going is rough.

    Sorry.

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    1. Thanks for the heads-up. i personally don’t mind a missed update once in a while – life happens, but you have previously mentioned a couple of good reasons why you try to post consistently. I don’t know which will be better for you. The only recommendation I have is that when life does happen, let your readers know.

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    2. Well, I’m obviously not happy about it but it won’t kill me to wait for a bit.😉

      Do what you have to do and if you miss an update, then that’s just life. Which goes on regardless.

      I prefer chapters you are happy with, too. Not something you post just to make an update. If I wanted crap like that, I’d still be reading Tales of MU.😉

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    3. Cool it–take your time. For your sake (don’t drive yourself crazy!) and for ours (a chapter written wit enjoyment is going to be more fun to read than a chapter written with gritted teeth).

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  7. Would rather you posted your chapters when you are happy with them than rush them out for a deadline. Just keep people in the loop like you are – and thanks🙂

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  8. Teeny update. Chapter is taking longer than I’d hoped (obviously) but I did manage to get myself in a better headspace and beat the writer’s block. Should be up within two hours, probably less. I’m taking a short tea break between scenes, about to launch into the last part. This is a long one.

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    1. Good luck with the writers block. Worry about it from that end; I’m no writer myself, but fretting over leaving your audience hanging seems unlikely to be the foundation of a good approach to overcoming writers block to me. Not that I can tell you how, but I think I can safely assume it’s a matter of being in the right head-space, and “guilty” is rarely a part of a constructive head-space.

      More importantly (to me), several earlier comments referred to a fairy tale chapter; did you pull it down? I hadn’t checked in here in about a week, having spent my reading time devouring an older, long-completed fic and just came back today to get caught up. However out of place it was, I am sadfaced if I missed out on something.

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      1. oooh. Huh. I did not even make that connection when reading, though it seems obvious enough in hindsight and now I feel rather silly. I was interpreting the comments completely the wrong way round. Well, good to know, then.

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  9. We’ve seen Arachne running roughshod over everybody for the whole story … without a clear indicator of why she can get away with it, sure it has been mentioned a few times that she has done things that are beyond mere mortal abilities but up til now they have all been “offscreen”.
    I have to admit my first reaction on reaching the end of the chapter was merely “awesome”.

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  10. (further) Typos:

    cast of this little drama were
    cast of this little drama was
    (cast is singular, despite referring to many)

    noplace
    no place

    rockfall
    rock fall
    (possibly)

    achway
    archway

    shmooze
    schmooze

    beggn’
    beggin’
    (possibly)

    screwloose
    screw-loose
    (maybe)
    (but of even more interest is that nails were far more common than screws until after industrialization, so that kind of phrase is anachronistic for this time)

    hellbent
    hell-bent

    had bee done
    had been done

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  11. “to some forgotten deity driven away Avei’s worship long ago” > by Avei’s ?
    “Aye, the menders is all elves. A plains tribe what helps out the Master.” > that ?
    “For the time being, I suggest was park it here,” > we park it ?
    “what could be done had bee done,” > been done ?

    —-

    -“Have you ever studied Avenist theology?” – Why yes, Wyrn probably did that with Avei herself lol.

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